Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Randomize
