Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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