I wish I could teleport
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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