I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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