**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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