It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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