She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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