So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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