those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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