I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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