i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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