I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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