Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
birth control should be required to get into college
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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