I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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