I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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