not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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