i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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