dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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