we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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