It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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