Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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