where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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