I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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