Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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