North Korea, Best Korea!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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