yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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