honey bunches of taint.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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