Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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