did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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