No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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