I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just gift wrapped bread.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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