What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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