It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I still have a little drunk in my system
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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