Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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