It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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