Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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