I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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