So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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