My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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