i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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