My room smells like vodka and shame
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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