You work out of a Hotel?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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