We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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