Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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