States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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