Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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