You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i think i just lost a toe
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
