If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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