problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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