You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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