Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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