At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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