shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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