so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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