No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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