First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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