She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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